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Pleas do not lock the doors

Can I report my dad to the cops for changing the locks and not giving me a key? I read in ILLINOIS law that noone can illegally evict you. Does this apply to my parents?

By: chiquitabiddle88

Here’s what happened:
For the first time in my life, I’ve finally stood up to the bully who’s been irritating me for months. I was going to my gym locker & Ashleigh [the bully/b*tch was near my locker & I accidentally touched her [gently] with my purse as I was turning the combination lock & then she was like “excuse me!” with an attitude. Now here’s how the conversation went:
Me: I didn’t do anything. *w/ an attitude*
Ashleigh: I was just singing. Oh my godd. *during the whole conversation, she was being aggressive.
Me: Excuse me ? a song? How is that a song ?
Ashleigh : who do you think you are talking to me like that ?
Me: I’m sick and tired of you lying about me [she lied about me that I told on her to the councelor b/c I said she called me a flatface & she denied & yelled at me but I just ignored her acting like I’m paying attention to KC during the conversation & she did call me a flatface] & giving me a damn attitude and you’re a *****.
A: I know I’m a *****.
G: actually, you’re a lying *****!
A: Well, you know what? You can shut the hell up b/c I ain’t do no ****.
G: **** off!
A; Uoohh [as in “oh no you didn’t] and then everyone who was in the locker room [basicly everyone was like oooh] and then Ashleigh got away from me & started telling every single one of her friends what I said.
And then my friend Taryn told me not to worry about a thing about her. And then my other friend Ashley came up to me & said “Gloria, don’t worry.” And then the girl who’s locker’s next to me said “hey, don’t worry” and gave me “it’s okay” hand gester.
That;s how the conversation went. Half of me was worried about what she’ll do later b/c she’s pretty a toughie & she has some BIG friends [as in motor mouth good fighters]. But I got some BIG friends too but that’s not what the whole situation is about, not even the main part but I’m very worried that she’ll get her big friends to gang up on me. And the other half of me was like “WOOHOO, I told that b*tch something!” and a teensy weensy bit part of me felt bad b/c I made myself look bad & I could’ve been bitch-yer.
When I went back to my gym locker after gym time ended, she was over there near my locker again and she didn’t even bother moving so I had to stretch my arm far as I could to open my locker, godd. I was too afraid to ask her to move but something in my mind in this kind of situation [I’ve asked a question like this, here’s the url: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmjWeQohlDGD2PoUDlVfOE_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080205162530AAtjLxI]] stopped me asking her to move b/c I thought she’ll start another argument again.

Lunch time was next. I usually sit by her friends but I didn’t even want to be 50 ft near her so I sat with Kirsten & Danielle & them. 5th period passed. 6th period passed. And finally, 7th period! Thank god. This girl named paula [she’s two-faced to me & annoys me a lot] told me what Ashleigh said b/c she sits near her. She said Ashleigh said that she accidentally bumped into me & that I got all crazy about it! ***?
And then when I got on the bus, my twin friends lexi & ali said that Ashleigh said that she was about to slap me & that nobody wants to **** me except her momma [psh, like that’s an insult & why would my mom want to **** me? & she was talking about me] and that I’m a mother fucker & that I’m all these **** whatever. She totally twisted the thing that happened to make me look bad & she told a lot of ppl & then other ppl passed it down to other ppl. It’s like the school’s new entertainment news now & some ppl think I’m a crazy *****. Gosh. My friend told me to say “b*tch, get the f*ck outta my face h*e!” but I don’t know what to say next time she comes up to me or something & I don’t know what to do when her & her big friends gang up on me! advice please?

By: GLK

I am about to do locks of love but I really want a new hairstyle. I dont want to get it really short but as much as I have to cut off… So if you could give me picks of some really cute hair syles that would be great!!!!!

By: angel

Your dark brown eyes are like a spear,
piercing my heart, filling me with fear.
It is worse than Satans stare,
Frightening way beyond compare.
I would rather smell Hells brimstone essence,
then be cowering in your presence.
You cover my mouth and bind my wrists,
and you ask our son to assist.
Then you tie us both down to the bed,
nasty thoughts filling your head.
Then you take off our clothes and yours,
this will be worse then Hell for sure.
You come over and start to carry out your plan,
roaming us with you cold callused hands.
You beat on us, leaving welps that swell,
Then you warn us not to tell,
or you will kill me and him too,
I would rather die than put up with you.
After eight agonizing hours you are finally done,
I want to die so much, but you won’t let me have the gun.
You leave me and him to go to the bar,
We are locked in a room small as a car.
My son and I have had enough of you forever,
so me and him hang ourselves with my sweater.
Now we are angels and in Heaven we dwell,
but when you die, you will go to Hell.
and that is what you will deserve,
because of what you did on Earth.

By: Kara P

·Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought ************ was a karate teacher
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo’ mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”
Yo’ mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her *** looks like two pigs fighting over milk duds
YO mama is soooo stupid she thought menopause was a button on the vcr
yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
Yo momma’s so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma’s so fat she got a restraining order from the fridge

Yo momma’s so fat she stepped on the scale and it said, “to be continued”

Yo momma’s so fat she stepped on the scale and it said “one person at a time, please”

Yo momma’s so fat she got a sock on each toe

Yo momma’s so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada

Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her kicking a box on the street, asked her what she was doing, and she said she was
Moving
Yo mama’s so old… she farts dust
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to ****** feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said “what color?”

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”

Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a *** boxer.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.

Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.

Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
· Yo mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama’s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama’s so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama’s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama’s so bald you can see whats on her mind!

By: zorro

all i can remember is im at this really crappy like hotel real ghetto and my uncle is there and hes sayin hes got the best stuff meaning weed and that pretty much hes gonna get blazed and all my cousins are there and there is ppl who are coming at night and stealing gas from the cars in the parking lot when every1 is sleeping.so i realize that whose ever jeep it iz its like one that looks modern and not out yet on the market. whos ever it was looked liked 1 of the familyz i notice has a lock on the gascap. i lock it up then try to move the car and im sliding every where slowly drifting across the parking lot and the brakes are the gas and when ever i want it to do one thing it does the opposite.its like realy humid out and the ground is like its iced out.and i dunno i forget the rest but i have some weired *** dreams
MSG TO;SUNNYNESS30

im not in a situation ohh **** u just made me think once i though i just got the chills and my jaw dropped and my eyes stated tearing omg ur totally right u and palleo are both right but its 2 differnt sittuations

By: SKEET SKEET SKEET

The other day it was my birthday My friend bought me an abercrombie & fitch, but she didnt give me the receipt and they left the plastic security tag on it . I asked if I could have the receipt, but she lost it. Its not one of them ink tags, so is there anyway I can remove the tag without damaging it?

By: olivia

d road 2 my house is dark n quiet.at 12am I heard bang on my door and said chhern open the door open the door(chhern is my name) and i realized it was my close friend.so i said ok wait then i went2open d door.he looked pale n said to me “I got haunted by ghost ok ok let me n bring Motobike inside i’ll tell u”. I got goose bump then i take him n his Motobike home and lock d door. he is a soldier with big muscle and i no he no my house clearly.Then he start to explain me : “i went 2 join a party but i didnt drink alcohol cos my girlfriend did like and worry when i ride back home, so 11.15pm i left d party. i dont wanna go to my home cos it’s far and late so i decide to sleep with you (my house) but you no when i ride along that quiet way alone some1 start to hold my waist behind me with my moto bike and said “Turn Right” then i know i got haunted i was very scare and all my spirit almost fly away so i try to hold my feeling and said ” my friend’s house is not the right ride” and i
sorry (not on the right side) so i try to pick my from from my pocket call you(call me) i call many many time but cant get thought. i ride back and forth back and forth in front of you house but i cant see your house. ghost who sit behind me always said turn right, after a minute turn left, i feel really scared at this moment. and no way i can find your house so i pray to Buddhist( in Cambodia 95% are Buddhist) that please help me to find the my friend’s house(my house) just after a moment i saw your house and the ghost gone and i reach you”

That night i Cant sleep cos he look very very scare, and just said please believe me please believe me it is true, when the morning come he doesnt want to ride back home by that same road.
so do all of you believe that such kind of spirit?
can someone explain me about that?

By: ra jerm

OK i have netgear wifi and it says my connection is locked and i want to unlock how do i do that.

By: Jake L

Please tell.

By: bkrajesh86